Definitions by SlayerSatan666

jeetard 

A fundamentalist Christian who is deluded by his/her beliefs to the point of losing almost all capacity for reason, thus becoming mentally retarded. Dervied from "Jesus" and "retard".

If you believe that the world is only 10,000 years old and in creationism, you're probably a jeetard.

Kent Hovind is a jeetard.

jeetard by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

christ puncher 

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jerry Falwell and George W. Bush are Christ Punchers.

christ puncher by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008