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Christ Punch

While having missionary style sex, with the Females arms at her sides like Jesus on the Cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to orgasm. As she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see Jesus.
Sandy told me she wanted to go to Church more, so instead I Gave her a Christ Punch, now she's an atheist.
by HeyzoosKrist August 6, 2011
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