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Chastity Cage 

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.
My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

Chestica 

A girl named Jessica with giant boobs...
Chestica and Elizabreast both have amazing racks.
Chestica by alittleconfused1 January 22, 2009

chastity flap 

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.
Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.
chastity flap by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006

Chastity Mask 

1. An ugly girl's face, which protects her chastity and her virginity, usually unintentionally

2. A very ugly or scary mask worn by a pretty girl with the intention of driving away potential suitors; usually, these suitors are particularly unattractive or annoying
Alexa: Damn, Melissa's all alone in the corner while we have guys all over us.
Sadie: I know, right? That Chastity Mask of hers is really working tonight.

Hot Girl: This hot guy kept hitting on me, but he had a really irritating voice, so I put on my Chastity Mask - I always keep a spare in my purse - and that fool was outta here.
Chastity Mask by FunnyLady19 November 27, 2011

chastity cage 

a cage worn by men (usually in a case of femdom or some other form of domination) that prevents the mans cock from getting hard and it also prevents him from being able to masturbate.
the woman forced the man to wear the chasity cage whenever he was in public so that way he could not get hard on looking at other women
chastity cage by cockwanker September 7, 2005

chostincut 

A cut you receive from a handjob where the servicer has one long middle fingernail. Side effects may include the desire to stay up all night and watch anime.
A: "Sup buddy, want a handjob?"

B: "No thanks, the last time you gave me one you gave me a chostincut."

A: "Ok then. Wanna go to cha?"

B: "No thanks, I'm too busy watching anime."
chostincut by racist chris August 22, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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