Chosting
Chosting by PostMasterLu February 1, 2022
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chostincut
A cut you receive from a handjob where the servicer has one long middle fingernail. Side effects may include the desire to stay up all night and watch anime.
A: "Sup buddy, want a handjob?"
B: "No thanks, the last time you gave me one you gave me a chostincut."
A: "Ok then. Wanna go to cha?"
B: "No thanks, I'm too busy watching anime."
B: "No thanks, the last time you gave me one you gave me a chostincut."
A: "Ok then. Wanna go to cha?"
B: "No thanks, I'm too busy watching anime."
chostincut by racist chris August 22, 2011
Costingtons
Costingtons by dre-ah January 3, 2014
You costing
You costing by So what now October 13, 2018
Shallow chesting
“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Who the fuck are you?”
Shallow chesting by Naltica December 16, 2020
crosting
The white, dry crusty residue of semen and vaginal secretions that dry in your underwear (or the sheets) and crunchy "frosting" like look about them.
crosting by Captain Panty September 5, 2009
chopting
act of inuslting
synonyms:
1.sounding
2.the dozens
3.insulting
4.ranking
word heard from pilot episode of Welcome Back Kotter
synonyms:
1.sounding
2.the dozens
3.insulting
4.ranking
word heard from pilot episode of Welcome Back Kotter
chopting examples:
up your nose with a rubber hose
off my case toilet face
in your socks with a pound of locks
in your ear with a can of beer
up your nose with a rubber hose
off my case toilet face
in your socks with a pound of locks
in your ear with a can of beer
chopting by THEUNKNOWNperson December 24, 2008
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