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chorecrastinator 

A person who habitually puts off doing tasks usually having the end result of someone else doing the job.
During a semester of culinary arts in high school most of the class learned to despise the teachers pet because she was a chorecrastinator and they fucking hated having to clean up after her.
chorecrastinator by jpg3 August 31, 2010
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Chore Bore Whore

Female that complains about sex being a chore with her man, when her bore factor is the real reason her man is a chore to finish.

Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a new crush.

She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.
That’s it for me and the Chore Bore Whore I can’t listen to her unaccountability and blame shifting any more, it’s time to ...... bore it off
Chore Bore Whore by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Choreture 

The mindless forcing (always by a wife of a husband) to do tedious busywork, because of a perceived imbalance in the sharing of household chores.
While trying to watch game 7, he was choretured several times during a riveting, back-and-forth first half to take out the garbage, put in the air conditioner, put his plates in the dishwasher, water the plants, and let her know when he was going to PLEASE put his clothes away.
Choreture by Mr. Dyche July 8, 2010

chorephobia 

The fear of doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning, making the bed, etc. , often suffered by lazy people also affected with dishphobia.
When the teenager asked about spending the night over a friends house the parents reply was, " Maybe, if you can overcome your chorephobia and do what we asked first."
chorephobia by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Go Commit Chores 

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof
Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores

trailer park Corvette 

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.
Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.