Chonkie
Chonkie by Lalagirl234 March 22, 2019
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Chonkie
when someone wipes their butt, specifically with their pointer finger, and smears the poo on someone’s upper lip.
chonkie booty
DAMN rattana has a chinkie booty
MMMMMM gabbys bootie is CHONKIE
Grace has the CHONKIEST BOOTY I HAVE EVER SEEN
Mias booty is chONKYYYY
IZZY HAS A CHONKIE ASS CHONKIE BOOTY!
MMMMMM gabbys bootie is CHONKIE
Grace has the CHONKIEST BOOTY I HAVE EVER SEEN
Mias booty is chONKYYYY
IZZY HAS A CHONKIE ASS CHONKIE BOOTY!
chonkie booty by Starry star April 14, 2021
r/chonkers
r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
r/chonkers
A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020
Chonker
Mega Chonker
Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.
Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.
Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.
Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!
How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!
How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!
Mega Chonker by VoidProphet January 12, 2019
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