Choiced

1. To choose something intelligently and wittily.
2. To be a part of Bradley's wit and choice.

I choiced that.

by mr.bew November 7, 2012

Choiced Up

making a good decision

Q: "Hey Man, you fuckwad, you still seeing that chick?" A: "No, thanks for asking, nutsack, but I choiced up and axed that shit."

by Lamukta October 12, 2011

People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

salad choice

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.

Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.

by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

Tasty Choices

The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.

After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.

by LBorealis November 2, 2009

Choied

To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.

David Ing got choied, because he would not stop talking while the instructor was talking.

by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011

soft choice

1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.

2. Choosing the easy way out.

3. Being a pussy

Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.

Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.

Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .

by hanvasstep March 13, 2018