Choiced
I choiced that.
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Choiced Up
Q: "Hey Man, you fuckwad, you still seeing that chick?" A: "No, thanks for asking, nutsack, but I choiced up and axed that shit."
Choiced Up by Lamukta October 12, 2011
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People's freedom of choices and voices act
A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court
Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"
Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."
Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."
People's freedom of choices and voices act by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018
salad choice
salad choice by The Great Dark February 8, 2015
Tasty Choices
The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.
After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.
Tasty Choices by LBorealis November 2, 2009
Choied
To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.
Choied by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011
soft choice
1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.
2. Choosing the easy way out.
3. Being a pussy
2. Choosing the easy way out.
3. Being a pussy
Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.
Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.
Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.
Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.
Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
soft choice by hanvasstep March 13, 2018
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