5 definitions by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic
A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court
Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"
Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."
Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018
A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.
Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"
Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."
Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 5, 2018
An alcoholic ex cop who is known to harass residents of the trailer park for pursuing their dreams. He is usually seen to hang out with a guy that doesn't wear shirts who thinks he looks cool but actually looks like a dick.
Lahey: "As trailer park supervisor of Sunnyvale you are hereby evicted."
Ricky: "You're a superviser of the drunk."
Ricky: "You're a superviser of the drunk."
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic May 10, 2018
The act of stealing a barbecue from hard working individuals homes, only to turn around and strip them down, repaint, and repair them in order to sell them at a flea market.
I am in the line of barbecue remarketing. Just steal four at a time so its theft under CAD$1000, and sell them at the flea market. Basically peaches and cake.
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 28, 2018