Chocolami 

The delicious combination of chocolate truffles served with a side of salami.

Simple instructions on how to eat this snack of snacks.

1. Take a bite of chocolate (truffle, candy, whatevers!)
2. Eat a slice of salami
3. Take another bite of chocolate

Voila! You've just had a Chocolami.

Best served as an hor d'oeuvre.

Damn, I'm hungry. Let's make a chocolami.

Chocolami by Just Teeny November 11, 2008

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.

If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016

Chocolate squall 

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.

Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.

Chocolate squall by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016

Chocolate Motorboat

A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.

After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.

Chocolate Motorboat by *samIam* January 12, 2008

Reverse chocolate log 

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log

"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"

Reverse chocolate log by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017