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Chimmers 

My friend Tim who works at Apple...and lets you know over and over and over. Has had many girlfriends and thinks he is a cassanova and maybe he is. BUTTTT he has the most annyoing chin hair (he calles it a goat-tee) anyway it looks more like chin pubs. So we use to call him Timmers but now its Chimmers.

Also he is the best friend a guy could have and truly loyal friend but walks into being made fun of and seriousally i cant help myself anymore.
Matt: sup chimmers
Tim: Yo, i work at Apple
Matt: I know
Tim: apppplle..soo cool\
Matt: yes
Tim: Me Apple lovers
Matt: =yanks on chin hair-
Tim: APPLE..i mean OUCH
Chimmers by history753 February 23, 2005
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the chimmers 

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the chimmers by theekidkraut January 16, 2008

chimjersen syndrome

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After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.
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chommers 

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chommers by Tyrone27 July 29, 2009

chimpers 

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.
"he's going chimpers"
chimpers by lars October 8, 2004
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