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Chimmers 

My friend Tim who works at Apple...and lets you know over and over and over. Has had many girlfriends and thinks he is a cassanova and maybe he is. BUTTTT he has the most annyoing chin hair (he calles it a goat-tee) anyway it looks more like chin pubs. So we use to call him Timmers but now its Chimmers.

Also he is the best friend a guy could have and truly loyal friend but walks into being made fun of and seriousally i cant help myself anymore.
Matt: sup chimmers
Tim: Yo, i work at Apple
Matt: I know
Tim: apppplle..soo cool\
Matt: yes
Tim: Me Apple lovers
Matt: =yanks on chin hair-
Tim: APPLE..i mean OUCH
Chimmers by history753 February 23, 2005
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the chimmers 

a two person drummer band formed in 2004 with Andy Savage (drums) and Nichole Smith (drums and vocals)
that "walk of life" cover the chimmers preformed last night was really good
the chimmers by theekidkraut January 16, 2008

chimjersen syndrome

People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.
That girl is always posting depressing statuses, she must have chimjersen syndrome
chimjersen syndrome by dazed66 June 18, 2013
A mythical creature that was created by a 10 year old and is also the name of a xbox account.
Yo chimmer your so sexy

Penis Chimbers 

After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.
man that was a good jack off session but once i put my wang back in my pants i got a mad case of the penis chimbers!
Penis Chimbers by Usty Eagle March 5, 2009

chommers 

The one guy you want wherever you go as a friend at a party going out wherever. Liked and capable and generally awesome.
That party sucked yeah chommers shouldve been there
chommers by Tyrone27 July 29, 2009

chimpers 

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.
"he's going chimpers"
chimpers by lars October 8, 2004