Chimmers

My friend Tim who works at Apple...and lets you know over and over and over. Has had many girlfriends and thinks he is a cassanova and maybe he is. BUTTTT he has the most annyoing chin hair (he calles it a goat-tee) anyway it looks more like chin pubs. So we use to call him Timmers but now its Chimmers.

Also he is the best friend a guy could have and truly loyal friend but walks into being made fun of and seriousally i cant help myself anymore.

Matt: sup chimmers
Tim: Yo, i work at Apple
Matt: I know
Tim: apppplle..soo cool\
Matt: yes
Tim: Me Apple lovers
Matt: =yanks on chin hair-
Tim: APPLE..i mean OUCH

by history753 February 23, 2005

the chimmers

a two person drummer band formed in 2004 with Andy Savage (drums) and Nichole Smith (drums and vocals)

that "walk of life" cover the chimmers preformed last night was really good

by theekidkraut January 16, 2008

chimjersen syndrome

People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.

That girl is always posting depressing statuses, she must have chimjersen syndrome

by dazed66 June 18, 2013

chimmer

A mythical creature that was created by a 10 year old and is also the name of a xbox account.

Yo chimmer your so sexy

by Michael Chimmer Lovera August 5, 2016

Penis Chimbers

After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.

man that was a good jack off session but once i put my wang back in my pants i got a mad case of the penis chimbers!

by Usty Eagle March 5, 2009

chommers

The one guy you want wherever you go as a friend at a party going out wherever. Liked and capable and generally awesome.

That party sucked yeah chommers shouldve been there

by Tyrone27 July 29, 2009

chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

by lars October 8, 2004