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Chicagoin

a sleezy type person. a pompos jerk, someone that considers themselves above the rules, someone that thinks there better than everyone else.
Carlos is sucha chicagoin, I can't belive he lied about those faxes!
by Inca Cola March 4, 2008
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The Squids from Chicago

Popular punk band from Chicago from 1990-2002, featuring Joey Spatafora on lead vocals, Billy (People are Still Having Sex) LaTour, Emery Yost on bass, Scott Bahry, Bob Fesus and Judy Johnson. Spatafora recently wrote and stars in an upcoming indie cult film, "The Good Food Guy And The Doo Doo King", along with Bahry. LaTour wrote most of the original score for the film. The Squids greatest hits cd is called "4 Floors Of Whores" on Hot Dog Water Records. Known best for their hits "Bad Haircut" , "The Harmonica Song", and "Every Time She Calls My Name" otherwise known as "The Boner Song".
The Squids from Chicago are the original Squids, and all the other bands who say they are Squids, are really not.
by Deuce Loosly January 10, 2009
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Chicago Sunroof

The act of taking a dump through an open sunroof into an automobile.
Jimmy McGill gave a guy a Chicago Sunroof. Too bad he didn't realize there were kids in the back seat of the car.
by dudeman3000 April 6, 2015
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Chicagoese

The speech or language characteristic of Chicago, especially considered as forthright or lacking sophistication.
Yo, Theresa, waja do wit da grachki? Howmy supposta cut da grass if don't git intada grach? Chicagoese
by LK24 May 25, 2021
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chicago bars

This term describes the 'all-the-way-forward' handlebar position most commonly seen on BMX bikes in urban areas of the United States.

Rather than having the handlebars in a vertical position (as the more practical BMX riders tend to do), the individual who chooses the 'chicago' position instead prefers to lay his or her handlebars all the way forward in an attempt to do any or all of the following things:

1. Allow more knee room on a bike which is far too short for them, possibly because they are a 7-foot tall, 52 year old alcoholic who is riding their grandchild's Wal-Mart bike to the beer store at dawn on a Monday

2. Look 'cool' on an overly small bicycle, which is near-impossible, especially when the rider is visibly frustrated by this situation, and having apparent difficulty controlling said bike.

3. Create the illusion of having a 'low rider' bike, but without making any actual low rider modifications.

All chicago bars ever did was make BMX bikes harder to ride, and cause an untold number of unnecessary faceplants in the ghetto, and under certain circumstances, they may even alert the police to possible cracktivities in the area, due to the obvious fucktardation on the part of these clueless bike riders.
Hahaha! Did you see that guy with his bars almost rubbing the front tire? WTF?

Yes I did; that's because we're in the hood. Now stop sweating that chump's chicago bars and tell that baby on the corner to stop selling weed.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 22, 2010
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The Chicago Way

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
"Wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."
by NimMar222 March 1, 2014
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Chicago

A city that many kids you will meet in college say they are from only to learn they live 45 mins away in west suburban Naperville or some other faraway suburb.
"Where you from?"

"Chicago"

"Oh yeah, what neighborhood you from?"

"Im..... actually from Naperville."
by KAsante2 August 13, 2011
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