Chibiado

In colombia:
Fake ,something that looks just like an original brand product ,but costs way less and usually lasts way less too.

Juan : Whats up pedro?
Pedro : The patented unbreakable thing i bought just broke..
Juan: uhh im sorry , was it exprensive ?
Pedro : S200 on ebay , but i got it new for 50 from a friend of a friend.
Juan : haha , they sold u the chibiado one man..

by DonJuanK April 9, 2009

Chibidoki

A person with a big head and a flat chest

Person 1: Have you seen this vtuber named chibidoki
Person 2: Yeah, they look like a cutting board

by GoofyShiji May 17, 2023

chibidoki

A person who will never have an intimate relationship

with another person or fictional giant turtle

Person A: Look over there is Jim, he never slept with a woman!
Person B: He's a total chibidoki

by LordPussPuss August 4, 2023

Chibidoki

A person that has absolutely zero chance of getting laid in their current lifetime. Their V-Card is coated in titanium.

Hey girl, have you gotten lucky yet?

No, I'm Chibidoki, unfortunately.

by NobleWish August 4, 2023

chibidoki

someone who doesn't get any

person 1: man im such a chibidoki
person 2: wow loser

by AAAx3 August 4, 2023

chibidoki

Someone who is chestly challenged

"When i look down i just see my legs, there's nothing there" -Chibidoki

by GoofyShiji May 17, 2023

Chipiadora

Spanglish term, used to describe a female that uses men solely for selfish gain.

Juan: you trynna go to my crib baby?

Talia: yeah baby. You mind lending me some money for my rent? I'm about to get evicted.

*Juans head: damn bro, what a Chipiadora.

Juan: yeah baby, I got you. Let me get my wallet from the car first.

*tire screeches*

by Sovereign_ang March 6, 2016