Chibidoki

A person with a big head and a flat chest

Person 1: Have you seen this vtuber named chibidoki
Person 2: Yeah, they look like a cutting board

by GoofyShiji May 17, 2023

Chibidoki

A person that has absolutely zero chance of getting laid in their current lifetime. Their V-Card is coated in titanium.

Hey girl, have you gotten lucky yet?

No, I'm Chibidoki, unfortunately.

by NobleWish August 4, 2023

Chibidoki

a 'Chibidoki' is another word for 'incel', but rather then the usual 'hating women' attitude, a Chibidoki can not get laid because they are weird and unfunny.

An alternative meaning could be someone who is obsessed with psychotic people or insanely non-human creatures in a romantic sense, e.g. The Bug from Men in Black.

Jim: "Dude, stop being such a Chibidoki, it's not funny."

by Clarence Gooseman August 4, 2023

chibidoki

A person who will never have an intimate relationship

with another person or fictional giant turtle

Person A: Look over there is Jim, he never slept with a woman!
Person B: He's a total chibidoki

by LordPussPuss August 4, 2023

chibidoki

someone who doesn't get any

person 1: man im such a chibidoki
person 2: wow loser

by AAAx3 August 4, 2023

chibidoki

Someone who is chestly challenged

"When i look down i just see my legs, there's nothing there" -Chibidoki

by GoofyShiji May 17, 2023

chibidoki

A dumb girl who doesn't get laid.

Chibidoki is more of a virgin than me.

by synifx August 4, 2023