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Chequeos 

Mid-ranking Mara Salvatrucha 13 (MS-13) gang members.
Ex. 1

"Mid-ranking MS-13 Enterprise members in Mendota, known as "Chequeos" often respond to requests through social media from non-Enterprise affected El Salvadorans who are being harassed by rival gangs, including the Bulldogs. Chequoes will respond to these requests and intimidate or attack the rival gang member."

USA v. Guevara Indictment, February 25, 2021

Ex. 2

Sombra: A couple Bulldogs just hit a lick on the Elote Lady! They were woofing big time!

Cuche: Get the Chequeos and bring the machete! We gonna regulate on them stray mutts!

Sombra: Them Bulldogs are gonna be looking like hot dogs when we're done with 'em!
Chequeos by ZXY&ABC February 26, 2021
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Signing Cheques you can't cash 

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.
Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash

Birthday Cheques 

Cheques or Checks (American English) you receive as a birthday present.

Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.

Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.

Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!

chequers 

Like a Butlins for Prime Ministers. Where the entertainment is raising the retirement age for lols, and kicking pictures of hippies.
The Prime Minister came back from Chequers smelling like a Gooch
chequers by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018

Murphy's Law of Cheques 

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Murphy's Law of Cheques by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026