4 definitions by Frank Paradise
When you're pushing real hard to get that final rep out on the bench press and you push just that little too much and pop a protein infused surprise in your pants.
Bert "8, 9, come on Ian you can do it, puuuusssh......"
Ian "AAAAAARRRRGGGHH......UT OH"
Bert "Sup?"
Ian "Think I just pump nugget!"
Bert "Nasty!"
Ian "AAAAAARRRRGGGHH......UT OH"
Bert "Sup?"
Ian "Think I just pump nugget!"
Bert "Nasty!"
by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018
A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is.
A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.
A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.
Oh Hello, is this electric? You such a schmer.
So then my darling, how much tax do you pay? What? Get off my delicious ass you schmer.
So then my darling, how much tax do you pay? What? Get off my delicious ass you schmer.
by Frank Paradise April 22, 2021
by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018
Like a Butlins for Prime Ministers. Where the entertainment is raising the retirement age for lols, and kicking pictures of hippies.
by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018