4 definitions by Frank Paradise

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When you're pushing real hard to get that final rep out on the bench press and you push just that little too much and pop a protein infused surprise in your pants.
Bert "8, 9, come on Ian you can do it, puuuusssh......"

Ian "AAAAAARRRRGGGHH......UT OH"

Bert "Sup?"

Ian "Think I just pump nugget!"

Bert "Nasty!"
by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018
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A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is.

A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.
Oh Hello, is this electric? You such a schmer.

So then my darling, how much tax do you pay? What? Get off my delicious ass you schmer.
by Frank Paradise April 22, 2021
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When you get a bit too excited during a fun activity and pop a little surprise shit out.
Barry spat a gusset truffle out trying to beat Blanka on Street Fighter 2.
by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018
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Like a Butlins for Prime Ministers. Where the entertainment is raising the retirement age for lols, and kicking pictures of hippies.
The Prime Minister came back from Chequers smelling like a Gooch
by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018
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