4 definitions by Stroff III and Dave sort of..
Cheques or Checks (American English) you receive as a birthday present.
Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.
Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.
Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.
Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 16, 2010
A Singing Frog is the occurrence in which your attempt to show someone an ongoing symptom/ issue is squandered due to it's coincidental absence.
Most often occurs with:
Computers/ Technological Products, Cars, Mysterious Sounds etc.
Term is derived from the famous Looney Tunes short, "One Froggy Evening," in which a man finds a frog who routinely performs the song "The Michigan Rag" in front of him, yet remains silent and ordinary whenever he attempts to show him to anyone, driving him mad and resulting in his institutionalization.
Most often occurs with:
Computers/ Technological Products, Cars, Mysterious Sounds etc.
Term is derived from the famous Looney Tunes short, "One Froggy Evening," in which a man finds a frog who routinely performs the song "The Michigan Rag" in front of him, yet remains silent and ordinary whenever he attempts to show him to anyone, driving him mad and resulting in his institutionalization.
Example 1:
Man walks into a car dealership after dropping his car off earlier that morning.
Man: So, did you figure out what the noise was?
Mechanic: Sir, there was no sound whatsoever.
Man: What?! What are you talking about, it keeps making this "SHHHISSHHHHARRRRERRRR" sound whenever it drives!
Mechanic: Yes... Of course it does, Sir..
Man: Ugh. I guess it's A Singing Frog.
Mechanic: (Raises eyebrows) What?
Man: Nevermind...
Example 2:
Dude 1: Dude. What is up with your computer screen? It's really fucked up. You should take it in.
Dude 2: Yeah but it only happens randomly. It'll probably not even act up when I take it in.
Dude 1: Ahh. It's A Singing Frog.
Dude 2: What? Shut up.
Dude 1: K...
Man walks into a car dealership after dropping his car off earlier that morning.
Man: So, did you figure out what the noise was?
Mechanic: Sir, there was no sound whatsoever.
Man: What?! What are you talking about, it keeps making this "SHHHISSHHHHARRRRERRRR" sound whenever it drives!
Mechanic: Yes... Of course it does, Sir..
Man: Ugh. I guess it's A Singing Frog.
Mechanic: (Raises eyebrows) What?
Man: Nevermind...
Example 2:
Dude 1: Dude. What is up with your computer screen? It's really fucked up. You should take it in.
Dude 2: Yeah but it only happens randomly. It'll probably not even act up when I take it in.
Dude 1: Ahh. It's A Singing Frog.
Dude 2: What? Shut up.
Dude 1: K...
by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 6, 2010
A slangonized title for the website: Internet Movie Database (IMDb.com). Most commonly used by African American males.
Young man: I disagree, Dawg. It is an irrefutable fact that Wesley Snipes in Blade would likely 187 Wesley Snipes in New Jack City first, rather than your proposed suggestion.
Dawg: I disagree. Let us refer to the IMDBizzle, so you can see how hard Wesley looks in the poster. Hence making him the ostensible victor.
Young man: Lets.
Dawg: I disagree. Let us refer to the IMDBizzle, so you can see how hard Wesley looks in the poster. Hence making him the ostensible victor.
Young man: Lets.
by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 5, 2010
Disrespectful fan: Hey Ovechkin. Your last name could more aptly be referred to as Ovechcan't! Because it is derogatory and I dislike you, Ovechcan't!
Alexander Ovechkin to Coach: Screw thees. I didn't sign up for thees kind of tormentink. Back to Russia I go! (Skates away crying)
Alexander Ovechkin to Coach: Screw thees. I didn't sign up for thees kind of tormentink. Back to Russia I go! (Skates away crying)
by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 5, 2010