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Cheez-Its 

Heavenly cheese flavored crunchy crackers that only the best of people have.
*Eats Cheez-Its queitly*
Cheez-Its by The_DarkBean June 8, 2021

Jesus Cheez-its

Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.
Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?

Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.
Jesus Cheez-its by Batcaver October 9, 2011

crushing my cheez-its 

being mad at something or someone
“you’re crushing my cheez-its right now

Box of cheez-its

Guy: "Hey wanna see a box of cheez-its?

Girl "no you disgusting creep"
Box of cheez-its by Soldiermann February 12, 2022
A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Toe cheezits 

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.
Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.
Toe cheezits by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019