cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Cheezits

A really amazing chip

You are eating my CHEEZITS

Cheezits by Kaolin November 1, 2019

cheezits

A cheese snack used to distract people from their problems

I ate SO many cheezits last night.

cheezits by qookyqueer October 15, 2021

Cheezits

What one says so that they do not take the dear Lord's name in vain.

Cheezits man!!!!! You scared the literal poo outta me!

Cheezits by Igotafatas December 3, 2020

Cheezits

Heroin addict herpes or acne.

dude thats not a pimple thats a cheezit
your cheezits are leaking
proactive needs to make cheezit creme, i'm really breaking out

Cheezits by RhysSell December 8, 2016

Cheezits

What one says so that they do not take the dear Lord's name in vain.

Cheezits man!!!!! You scared the literal poo outta me!

Cheezits by Igotafatas December 3, 2020

Cheezits

Something cool or exciting that makes you smile.

That’s so cheezits

Cheezits by Cheeezits June 3, 2023