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cheese titts 

breasts that take on the appearance of cottage cheese after prolonged tugging, suckling, and possibly kicking in more extreme cases
hey there beautiful, do you have some crackers to go along with those cheese titts
cheese titts by hybridlval April 17, 2011

Cheese Tits 

Melted tits

Deflated, saggy empty sacks of skin
She was ashamed of her melted cheese tits
Cheese Tits by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

Cheese tits 

1. (n) The condition that arises when sweat is produced between a pair of big tits and a cheesy odor arises. The odor produced has been said to smell like goat or feta cheese. This condition is usally cured by putting deoderant between and under a set of big breats.
After Jane goes for an hour run with those d-cups of hers, she gets a serious case of Cheese tits.
Cheese tits by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006

cheese tits 

slang for a chest that is excessively fat
"hey look at Nowar, not only does he have a gunt, but he's got a sweet set of cheese tits"
cheese tits by Trevor Lang February 3, 2005

Cheese Tits 

This is a nickname given to a girl with breasts which are very saggy. Often when a girl loses large quantities of weight the breasts lose volume, but the skin is still the same size. In this situation her breasts become a similar consistency to sacks, loosely filled with cottage cheese. Hence the nickname Cheese Tits.
"I got this girl home thinking she was slammin hot. Got to second base and realized she had Cheese Tits. gross.
Cheese Tits by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008

Grandma cheese tits 

When someone's grandma has cheese in her tits instead of milk because when the milk goes bad it turns to cheese.
Grandmas tits had a little too much milk in them and turned into saggy grandma cheese tits
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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