Cheapsake 

A tacky, inexpensive tourist souvenir. A crappy holiday keepsake.

"Hey, look at these little green fluorescent Eiffel Tower statues, they're only one Euro..."

"Oh, honestly Larry, you always buy the tackiest cheapsakes. Gaaaaahhh...!!

Cheapsake by bill cauliflower January 23, 2019

Chesapeake 

Sister of junior Grimes. Also known as “Chesticles, chestless, leslie, leslo, twin peaks, etc”

Often ignored by junior or even considered nonexistent but we know the truth of old J

Chesapeake thinks she’s the shit for listening to RHCP, arctic monkeys and all that indie crap.

Often the butt of any joke made by mistah J. Very apparent that J better respect his elders

Chesapeake is juniors big sister

Junior grimes calls Chesapeake his “brother” despite her being NOT A MALE

CHESAPEAKE BAY is filled with drowning cries of her victims and junior sees himself as the savior in his black pearl!

Chesapeake by Unknown marsupial December 13, 2021

Chesapeake Beach 

A small town located in Calvert County Maryland. Most of the people you meet are rude and generally just white trash. Chesapeake Beach is famously known for it’s large population of Karens who you can see crying in the Chesapeake Beach Facebook group. Some cry about snow at the end of their driveway while others cry about Urban Dictionary definitions.

I stopped at the Fast Stop in Chesapeake Beach and got harassed for money by a meth addict, what a great place to live.

Chesapeake Beach by ChesapeakeMermaid February 12, 2022

Cheapfaced 

Getting drunk on a budget. i.e. getting shitfaced without spending too much money.

we are gonna get absolutely cheapfaced tonight

Cheapfaced by jsetgo March 1, 2011

Chesapeake 

A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.

I grew up in Chesapeake, and I thought about moving to Norfolk so I'd have something to do at night, but I was afraid I'd get shot. So now I just commute.

Chesapeake by The best definer ever July 6, 2008

cheapskate 

Someone who tries to save every penny. This person may be poor or rich but they're still cheap. If you gave them a million bucks they'd still be cheap.
~Also a viral TV Show from TLC called "Extreme Cheapskates". A very entertaining show.

Dude. Do you watch extreme cheapskates? The pintos are by far the cheapest family!! What a cheapskate Mr. Pinto is!

cheapskate by honeydrop May 6, 2019

extreme cheapskate 

Someone who tries to save all of their funds. This person is annoying to business owners, business owners hate them! Cheapskates disease is inherited disease, don't marry someone who has it!
~Also a viral TV show on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates.

Mr Pinto is an extreme cheapskate! I know bro, I went shopping with him and he tries to save every cent with his coupons!

extreme cheapskate by honeydrop May 6, 2019