The Independent City of Norfolk, Virginia.

Pronounced nor-fuck.

Now being referred to as "the fuck".

Better than Virginia Beach. (aka "the beach")

Full of squids, chumps, artists, trash, punks, poseurs, thugs, and all the beautiful women in the world.

Literally goes harder than said world.

And everyone from everywhere seems as if they're just passing through this hell hole in the adventure that is their life. But in the end, this is where they'll end up staying... for the rest of their future generations, until bouncing baby boys enlist and are delivered elsewhere.

But, no, yeah this is a big navy town
and it's old as hell.
Natives give love. The rest don't.

And you will die in this city whether
you're killed or laid peacefully to rest.
Norfolk kid: "Bout to be headed back into the fuck."

Virginia Beach kid: "Bro, fuck Norfolk and fuck you."

Norfolk kid: "...typical rude ass VB kid."
by BT from tha Dune November 20, 2012
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A city in southeastern Virginia, part of what is known as the Hampton Roads community. Primarily exists because of the military. The natives contend that the proper pronunciation is "Nor-fuck" or "Nor-fick." Also pronounced "Nar-f'k, and "Nor-folk."

Steve: We're gonna go to Nor'fuck today.
Bob: You mean Norfolk?
by jt- April 20, 2009
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A county of England situated on the eastern coast. (It is the northern half of the 'hump').
Notable in particular for the person who inhabit this surprisngly backward place - compared to the rest of UK. Many dwellers seem to partake in activities others would consider inappropriate such as inbreeding and beastiality. Because of this the offspring of such folk are mentally retarded, with their accents sounding gibberish.
Also to note is the abundance of persons who have webbed feet or extra fingers to traverse the swampy area known as 'The Wash'.
Care should be taken when entering this land or interacting with the people.
Person A: Do you fancy taking a trip to Norfolk today?
Person B: Hell no! It's full of inbred weirdo's!

Person C: How are you today?
Norfolk person: Oi bey goode lad oi've jast bin seeing to moi annimaals...
by Simon Young March 22, 2008
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A rather small city in southeastern Virginia. Technically an island, but not really. Home to the largest navy base in the world. Has too many enlisted people running around. Roads suck, VDOT sucks, Virginia Dominion sucks, what else do you need to know?
girl: I live in Norfolk.
guy: really?
girl: ya, it's kick-ass.
guy: I heard that it's impossible to go anywhere between 4 and 6.
girl: your point is?
by sammo_00 December 17, 2004
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1. Insest Capital of the world
2. A deformed person
3. Someone who is insanely good at something
4. A family that bangs its own people
1. I just been to Norfolk with my sister not going there again.
2. woh that guys got three arms!! He's Norfolk.
3. corr that shot was norfolk.
4. Mr Fritzl
by An Englishman in Thetford October 25, 2010
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The home of the Largest Navy base in the world, and the reason Va Beach even Exists
Norfolk, Va, the heart of Hampton Roads
by Jo December 09, 2004
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