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chatchdog 

-(verb) to be slapped in the face with a Kamchatka bottle and then repeatedly hit in the face to the point of no recognition.
"Man Ferris got Chatchdogged real hard this summer. I bet his face still hurts from that massive beating."
chatchdog by therealchatchdog January 21, 2010
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Chatchdog 

chatchdog (chochdog, chochdawg),(often abbreviated as just chatch)

–verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with (often in demeaning or unusual ways).... See More
ex. "wow, I can't believe you slapped her in the face after chatchdogging her like that."

2. to treat unfairly or harshly.
ex. "it's pretty fucked up to chatchdog a bro like that; he's going to have to throw away that microwave."

-verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse (often in demeaning or unusual ways).
ex. "damn, I need to watch some SportsCenter, I just got done with some serious chatchdogging and I'm tired as fuck."

4. to act in accordance with the noun "chatchdog"
ex. "Nick Jackson is chatchdogging so hard right now."

-noun
5. a pledge of a social fraternity or a brother who is still regarded with the same status of a pledge.
ex. "clean that toilet with your tongue you fucking chatchdog!"

6. (literal)- a hot dog cooked after being marinated in Kamchatka liquor.
ex. "lets get fucked up and cook some chatchdogs."

7. (negative)- one who acts with general douchebagginess (in all vernacular senses of the word) for the entertainment of others
ex. "did Baumwell actually just leave to go home to his girlfriend; what a chatchdog"

(positive]- doing something awesome, yet immature or stupid, for the entertainment of others
ex. "that bro is the ultimate chatchdog, he just did 7 chill willies"
wow, I can't believe you slapped her in the face after chatchdogging her like that.
Chatchdog by ChatchinHard January 19, 2010

churchdogg 

1: A very handsome, very friendly Karaoke DJ.

2: A serious newscaster from St. Louis.
Check out Churchdogg over there, providing the awesome tunes in between singers!
churchdogg by Churchdogg July 8, 2014

crotchdog 

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
crotchdog by Blue Jack March 29, 2009

Crotchdog 

That guy needs to adjust his pants because I can see his "crotchdog"!
Crotchdog by GrndMffTrn March 7, 2021

chutchdown 

combining the verb "to chutch", or to masturbate while weeping, with a "touchdown".

IE, a chutchdown is a touchdown scored during a particularly emotional or crucial part of the game, resulting in a key paradigm shift of the game's flow. the score is so sweet that it is worth masturbating over, but occurs at such an emotional time that the masturbator weeps. hence, "chutching" during a touuchdown.
Raghib Ismail's first kick off return for a score vs. Michigan in 1990 was one of the best chutchdowns in human history.
chutchdown by Rocket Chutchdown August 20, 2011

chachdolences 

Like condolences, only shittier.
guarddog: and don't bitch about the size, its the best I can do behind this damn firewall.

JAlfredPrufrock: My chachdolences. :(
chachdolences by JAlfredPrufrock November 3, 2005
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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