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crotchdog 

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"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
crotchdog by Blue Jack March 29, 2009
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Crotchdog 

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That guy needs to adjust his pants because I can see his "crotchdog"!
Crotchdog by GrndMffTrn March 7, 2021

crotchnugget 

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A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.
"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."
crotchnugget by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

Couchdog 

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A creature of the Canis lupus familiaris variety, the Couchdog spends her time either walking around the dwelling where it resides or sitting on the couch watching her owner, Chris, play Mario and Zelda marathons. She is adored by the many Ustream viewers who tune in to watch the Mario Marathon team raise money for Child's Play.
IT'S COUCHDOG! -Various Ustream viewers
Couchdog by Jack Daniels 222 September 28, 2008

crotchload

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another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."
crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006

Kenosha Crotchcopter 

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A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.
Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!
Kenosha Crotchcopter by Wifan85 December 27, 2016

crotchrotting circle 

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A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.

Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.
crotchrotting circle by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Striver 

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