a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

closed casket by esteguey October 31, 2007

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Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

Open Casket Material by Chomskian December 17, 2008

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Till the casket drops

Until ones death, no exceptions.

"Are we friends?"
"Till the casket drops."

Till the casket drops by moko94 December 30, 2011

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casket

the place corpse like to be

guy:I`ve forgot my grandma in the casket
me: I think she likes to stay there

casket by rochenjochen October 28, 2007

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