Drama Queen. A female who:
A) has an average of three crises or tizzies per
day,
B) must hear the
words, "I love you" in some combination of text, voicemail, and notecards on flowers
17 times per
day or she will cry and quit,
D) has a history of throwing dishes at boyfriends,
E) is addicted to several things,
F) has OCD,
G) cries at minor incidents,
H) is always complaining about something,
I) is a Gossip Goddess,
and so on.