a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.
history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*
A term coined by Bibleteacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.
XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.