Chapestry
Chapestry by chapestry man December 1, 2022
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capistry
Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."
chaventry
chaventry by crazysarah118 March 17, 2005
chaventry
chaventry is a small town in the midlands which is really called daventry, which thrives with a bunch of sad ass loser chavs.
the wreck(sometimes) and daneholm are the only places where you can get peace, without having your teeth knocked out, although it has happened before
the wreck(sometimes) and daneholm are the only places where you can get peace, without having your teeth knocked out, although it has happened before
Xxkrystal_childxX oh my god man! look at all the loser chavs we can never get any peace round here.
*>miss_autumn<* yeah lets go down the wreck or daneholme and jump on the nets.
somechavguy come here i wanna steal your polos innit man safe man sorted man SOUND!
Xxkrystal_childxX ...
*>miss_bucket<* i hate living in chaventry.
*>miss_autumn<* yeah lets go down the wreck or daneholme and jump on the nets.
somechavguy come here i wanna steal your polos innit man safe man sorted man SOUND!
Xxkrystal_childxX ...
*>miss_bucket<* i hate living in chaventry.
chaventry by chanelle amber-anne June 20, 2006
Chavesty
A crime against society commited by one who is a chav. Esp, any actions they make in the public sphere which endanger or threaten those around them.
Chav: You looking at me?
Person: No
Chav: I'm going to kill you give me ten pence
Person: No
Chav: PUNCH!
Person: On floor bleeding!
Person: No
Chav: I'm going to kill you give me ten pence
Person: No
Chav: PUNCH!
Person: On floor bleeding!
Chavesty by Anti Chav League September 15, 2005
Chanesteyann
This is a person that literally lives to sleep. They are kind, funny, and ready to abuse you at any second of the day. The one thing you can count on a Chan (Chanesteyann) is that you'll always find them in their bed. You don't know where they are?; In the bed. You think they're cheating on you?;nah they're just sleeping on the floor. Not texting you back?; Nah just taking a nap on your gaming chair.
"AYO, where is Chan? You mean Chanesteyann, oh they're just sleeping upstairs on the floor with their little bell."
Chanesteyann by EmOTioNALKiwi January 18, 2022
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