Chapestry

A woman who is a chapesty is someone who is so chapped, that it is a travesty.

Emma is simply just a chapestry.

by chapestry man December 1, 2022

capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

by realandre November 5, 2021

chaventry

A city in the West Midlands, not far from Birmingham.

'The population density of Coventry is 565.8 Chavs per square mile of land area.'

by crazysarah118 March 17, 2005

chaventry

chaventry is a small town in the midlands which is really called daventry, which thrives with a bunch of sad ass loser chavs.
the wreck(sometimes) and daneholm are the only places where you can get peace, without having your teeth knocked out, although it has happened before

Xxkrystal_childxX oh my god man! look at all the loser chavs we can never get any peace round here.
*>miss_autumn<* yeah lets go down the wreck or daneholme and jump on the nets.
somechavguy come here i wanna steal your polos innit man safe man sorted man SOUND!
Xxkrystal_childxX ...
*>miss_bucket<* i hate living in chaventry.

by chanelle amber-anne June 20, 2006

Chavesty

A crime against society commited by one who is a chav. Esp, any actions they make in the public sphere which endanger or threaten those around them.

Chav: You looking at me?
Person: No
Chav: I'm going to kill you give me ten pence
Person: No
Chav: PUNCH!
Person: On floor bleeding!

by Anti Chav League September 15, 2005

Capestry

The study of cap or capping.

I major in the art of Capestry in GCC, ya feel?

by LeSteve.Y October 5, 2020

Chanesteyann

This is a person that literally lives to sleep. They are kind, funny, and ready to abuse you at any second of the day. The one thing you can count on a Chan (Chanesteyann) is that you'll always find them in their bed. You don't know where they are?; In the bed. You think they're cheating on you?;nah they're just sleeping on the floor. Not texting you back?; Nah just taking a nap on your gaming chair.

"AYO, where is Chan? You mean Chanesteyann, oh they're just sleeping upstairs on the floor with their little bell."

by EmOTioNALKiwi January 18, 2022