crapestry

The rich tapestry of the crappy details of someone's experience battling mental health issues or trauma.

She had a horrific crapestry in her upbringing that still affects her behavior as an adult.

by Adelcrite December 9, 2025

capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

by realandre November 5, 2021

Crapstravaganza

Can be used to describe a horrible experience, to a grand level; a figurative festival of craptastic events; something with a bounty of craptastic aspects; or, what one calls something bad when they wish to use mock or sarcastic cheer.

A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".

"That Disney vacation with the rents was a total crapstravaganza..."

"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"

by Jaxxy_no_Jutsu August 8, 2008

Carpentry

An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.

Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.

What do ya mean?

I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.

by Stone in Shoe Bob November 2, 2009

crapstrap

A diaper, or poop containing device which one wears. Usually worn by the elderly. However, in West Virginia, birthplace of the crapstrap, there is a Federal Heath Mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. This lock is to prevent them from eating their poop. World renowned Sociologist and Psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the West Virginians instinctive need to eat their own poop.

Grannpa' fergot tuhputch his crapstrap on again! Luuhks likeh werr eetchin' roy rogers tonightch!

by Boon Bones October 31, 2011

japanese carpentry

Japanese carpentry is carpentry in japan.

Wow carpentry really fascinates me. I will go to japan to see some japanese carpentry.

by Maddestmonkey May 21, 2019

Crapostroller

To walk with a plastic bag of dog crap while walking your pet.

While walking your pet and after his/hers busy is complete, you choose to stroll down the road spinning the bag of crap as if it's a purse (European handbag/Satchel), and choose not to deposit the bag of crap in the nearest trash receptacle.

I was driving down my road today and almost hit a pole because this damn Crapostroller's bag flew out his hands and hit my windshield.

by ViperCrash July 13, 2010