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Carpentry 

An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.
Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.

What do ya mean?

I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
Carpentry by Stone in Shoe Bob November 2, 2009

japanese carpentry 

Wow carpentry really fascinates me. I will go to japan to see some japanese carpentry.

carpentry ninja 

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
carpentry ninja by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011

carpentryhero

The most giving person you'll ever know, would repair your cabinets, deck, baseboards, doors, for an excuse to visit or beer and pizza
My dad is my CarpentryHero because he built shelving in the garage, we reminisced over my childhood as we loaded the shelves over a beer, I have my garage back :)
carpentryhero by WoodGod June 5, 2014

Sleep Carpentry 

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."
Sleep Carpentry by Schderp May 12, 2014

Chumpetry 

V. What chumps do, the act of being a chump.
- Hey, are you taking AP History next year?

- Are you kidding!? AP History is for Chumps, and for those chumps who deny their chumpetry.

- I'm no chump!

- Sure, why don't you stop your chumpetry for a moment and sign up for a different class?
Chumpetry by Smurfy! July 20, 2009