Change the oil

have sex, ejaculate

I changed the oil yesterday.

Your too stressed, change the oil.

by asdjhftrtyu December 15, 2008

Change the Oil

Drinking a beer while pissing. Done to prevent losing alcohol when you break the seal. "Changing" or "changed" can be used depending on tense.

"Bro, we've only had 4 beers and you're pissing? Hold that shit in longer!"
"Dude, don't worry about it, I'm going to change the oil!"

by GiganticTumor May 1, 2010

change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.

Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.

by housenog September 27, 2011

The Renny G Oil Change

When performing The Renny G Oil Change, you get on your knees and suck another guy off until he finishes in your mouth. Then, you spit his cum on your Renny Dick and proceed to fuck the shit out of a girl. Then you wait and see who got her pregnant.

Bro, last night I did The Renny G Oil Change with Fannypack Boy and Jellypickle!

by UhhDexter November 14, 2017

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

get'in the oil changed

When a lady friend comes over and for a small fee ,will give you a hand job.

Pauline came over last night and helped me change my oil. I usually change it my self,but its more fun with help.
I fell better and she has 20 bucks more!I will be get'in the oil changed every Friday night from now on.

by Raymond Beatle June 21, 2006