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Champoholic 

A huge fan of the Championship Manager or Football Manager games.
I can't stop playing, I'm a champoholic!
Champoholic by The chair May 22, 2009
To smoke a bowl of weed capped with keif, and gulp a glass of champagne before you exhale.
Do you want to champop? I think my dad has some brut.
champop by Malice Mizer March 3, 2015

Champoon 

High class pussy. The champagne of vagina . The opposite of clambrini.
Leave it mate. She’s champoon and you can only afford clambrini
Champoon by Chrystal tits August 11, 2018

champoozle 

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.
Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."

champooning 

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.
Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?
champooning by Everyman69s January 7, 2014
Supreme ruler of the pupununu people; when said by the pupununu people without being respectful, they can be beheaded.
The great Chimpopo is my supreme ruler.
Chimpopo by Alan Hale February 25, 2005