champoor

Noun-when you’re too broke to afford a real glass of champaign, but you still pretend anyway because you got class.

Me: *cracks open a chilled can of Vernor’s ginger ale and pours it into a fancy wine glass*
-“Hey babe! Why don’t you come enjoy this fine glass of champoor with me?”

by Sir Scoofsalot March 16, 2018

Champoon

High class pussy. The champagne of vagina . The opposite of clambrini.

Leave it mate. She’s champoon and you can only afford clambrini

by Chrystal tits August 11, 2018

champoozle

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.

Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."

by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011

champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

champorado

gooey chocolate porridge, filipino style

"anong almusal mo pre?"
"champorado, ikaw?"

by juicythickfat March 4, 2021

champorado

Some UP Diliman student's dick

I really want champorado rn

by andioopeths February 19, 2020

champoozi

a big black man that u cant mess with or he gonna pull up with 10 other champoozis they really are just really big monkeys that only fight with their 10ft long and 10ft wide long dongs

oh shit i owe a champoozi sum money now im gonna dick whipped by 10 more of em

by ChampBoozi May 3, 2023