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The chair cult originated in a discord server called Memehood Hideout. Ever since the creation of the cult, the members have had countless enemies such as Gabibbo Epstein Shapiro. The leader of the clan chair_cult_leader has been the sigma of the sigma and is now in the same level as Gabibbo.
The chaircult has come victorious throughout its journey.

The chaircultleader can be compared to a Hawaiian roll. He goes lightly in normal and fierce in combat.
Chaircult by burd87 July 4, 2023
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charcuterie 

A word that a douchbag uses to calls cold cuts (meats, cheeses, etc.)
I’ve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.
charcuterie by Scorpion21 June 12, 2018

Charcuterie 

A Lunchable that majored in musical theater.
We got several starters including the house made bread and charcuterie.
Charcuterie by Margs891208 May 27, 2021

Human Charcuterie Board 

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.
Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

Charcuterie 

An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.
Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.

I can't eat that it's bad for me!

Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine

charcuterie 

French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not
- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?
charcuterie by Josh9168 March 12, 2021

Charcutedab 

When you take a "dab" of marijuana concentrate, followed by a slice of braesola (or any piece of charcuterie).
I had a successful day, so I felt like earned myself a charcutedab when I got home from work.
Charcutedab by Bowl Nidre April 12, 2019
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