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Centuries of tradition
Oh being held comically hostage by a reality monster that till burn your souls forever if you do a book wrong...
Hym "And held further hostage by the literal people burning cosmic slaves of the reality monster.... That's the centuries of tradition... Do what I tell you or I'll burn you alive and the a mad Jim Jaspers type is going to burn you forever after I burn you... That's the tradition. But we stopped burning you though guys! We stopped burning you (the creature is still going to burn you) but now we just cannibalize you in abstraction guys.. We're fine now..."
Centuries of tradition by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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centrisplooge
In chemistry, when conducting a lab experiment you centrifuge a cloudy white solution. Can describe the action of centrifuging the splooge like liquid or the actual precipitate which may be splooge like.
(V)When Mike was attempting to centrifuge his solution in lab he forgot to put in a test tube of water to balance the centrifuge. As a result he centrisplooged everywhere.
(N)In chemistry we were told to centrifuge a cloudy white solution of centrisplooge.
(N)In chemistry we were told to centrifuge a cloudy white solution of centrisplooge.
centrisplooge by AceofTaste April 3, 2013
Anti-centrism
Anti centrism is a joke political ideology that centers on calling together all 4 corners of the political compass to set aside there differences and unite under one common goal, to get rid of the moderate centrist majority and turn everyone into an extremist. In effect to Burn the fence down that all the moderates are sitting on and dismantle the Overton Window. There goal Is to get rid of the middle and then culture war it out so a true society can rise from the ashes of political bullshit
Anti-centrism by Anonathan Chancler July 12, 2019
Centerised
Centerised by your mum chest hair January 19, 2014
Extreme Centrist
Extreme Leftist: If you don't use my proposed preferred gender pronouns you are a transphobic Nazi fascist bully boy.
Extreme Rightist: If you haven't worked out the elites have formed a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles and only Donald Trump can save us, then you're a radical leftist, Antifa-loving communist traitor.
Extreme Centrist: Can you both just STFU!! You're ruining my social media experience.
Extreme Rightist: If you haven't worked out the elites have formed a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles and only Donald Trump can save us, then you're a radical leftist, Antifa-loving communist traitor.
Extreme Centrist: Can you both just STFU!! You're ruining my social media experience.
Extreme Centrist by DanVH January 28, 2021
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026