Centerised 

how to say it:
center - eyesed

the act of making something centred

bob centerised his penis

Centerised by your mum chest hair January 19, 2014

Selfie Centered 

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

Selfie Centered by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016

Self Centered 

1. A “I” person. A dickhead who only thinks of ones ideas
2. Thinks they are always right
3. Believes no one but themselves
4. Ariel

My plan. My idea. Self Centered bitch or bastard

Self Centered by In2me2 July 9, 2019

America is centered around 

Look it up on Bing

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.

America is centered around by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022

high centered 

exactly how it sounds.

picture yourself driving, and the terrain..let's say it's snow, you're driving and your front tires go over a lump of snow, but the snow was so high, that when it goes under your car, it actually lifts it, like a jack. basically your car bottom is sitting on the snow. Some good ways to get out of this would be to get a shovel and get that crap all out from the under the car.
Another example would begoing off roading with a REALLY high car, and you got over an high dirt bump, and the same thing happens.

So..the reason for writing this definition is because I just took my pops car jeep out to try and be cool in the 2 feet of snow...i got high centered like a b*tch.
Ex)

Shane and Billy were driving their car when they thought they were cool, and got it high centered. They cried.

high centered by Cobain will have justice December 26, 2006

Self-centered 

Preoccupied with oneself and ones’s affairs.

“He’s far to self-centered to care what you do”

Self-centered by SkyLow June 9, 2018

cell-centered 

The state of being overly focused on one's cellular telephone. Applies to people who are constantly sending text messages, answering telephone calls, tweeting, or updating Facebook in social situations.

Be prepared to be ignored if you go out for dinner with Alyssa. That girl is totally cell-centered.

cell-centered by cherryblossom July 25, 2010