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Selfie Centered 

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.
As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

Self Centered 

1. A “I” person. A dickhead who only thinks of ones ideas
2. Thinks they are always right
3. Believes no one but themselves
4. Ariel
My plan. My idea. Self Centered bitch or bastard
Self Centered by In2me2 July 9, 2019

America is centered around 

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.

high centered 

exactly how it sounds.

picture yourself driving, and the terrain..let's say it's snow, you're driving and your front tires go over a lump of snow, but the snow was so high, that when it goes under your car, it actually lifts it, like a jack. basically your car bottom is sitting on the snow. Some good ways to get out of this would be to get a shovel and get that crap all out from the under the car.
Another example would begoing off roading with a REALLY high car, and you got over an high dirt bump, and the same thing happens.
So..the reason for writing this definition is because I just took my pops car jeep out to try and be cool in the 2 feet of snow...i got high centered like a b*tch.
Ex)

Shane and Billy were driving their car when they thought they were cool, and got it high centered. They cried.

Self-centered 

Preoccupied with oneself and ones’s affairs.
“He’s far to self-centered to care what you do”
Self-centered by SkyLow June 9, 2018

cell-centered 

The state of being overly focused on one's cellular telephone. Applies to people who are constantly sending text messages, answering telephone calls, tweeting, or updating Facebook in social situations.
Be prepared to be ignored if you go out for dinner with Alyssa. That girl is totally cell-centered.
cell-centered by cherryblossom July 25, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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