Celph
Celph by crazybeautiful624 November 18, 2007
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Celph Titled
Celph Titled (AKA The Rubix Cuban) is a Cuban rapper from Tampa, Florida who is known for being a part of the Demigodz crew as well as a member of Army of the Pharaohs.
Celph is known for his hilarious punchlines and wordplay, on guest appearances his rhymes will likely include wordplay that exploits the double meanings of certain words. His rhymes have historically been considered "weapon centric" focused on humor related to the use of weapons ranging from pistols to bazookas.
He is also known for actively trying to keep the style of hip hop used in the 1990s in the mainstream and has become increasingly influential as a result, proving he is much more than a punchline rapper.
Celph is known for his hilarious punchlines and wordplay, on guest appearances his rhymes will likely include wordplay that exploits the double meanings of certain words. His rhymes have historically been considered "weapon centric" focused on humor related to the use of weapons ranging from pistols to bazookas.
He is also known for actively trying to keep the style of hip hop used in the 1990s in the mainstream and has become increasingly influential as a result, proving he is much more than a punchline rapper.
Celph Titled Notable quotes:
"I don't got to use god's name in vain, to get my soldiers to blasphemy (blast-for-me)."Celph
"I can't change laws son, that's a Government issue"
"I break laws with my gun, that's a Government issue"Celph
"I'm like Donkey Kong, I got you n!ggas dodgin' my barrels"Celph
"I'm like a circus show sniper, I aim for the jugular"Celph
"I don't got to use god's name in vain, to get my soldiers to blasphemy (blast-for-me)."Celph
"I can't change laws son, that's a Government issue"
"I break laws with my gun, that's a Government issue"Celph
"I'm like Donkey Kong, I got you n!ggas dodgin' my barrels"Celph
"I'm like a circus show sniper, I aim for the jugular"Celph
Celph Titled by P-Gunna November 10, 2010
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Celph • "celph titled" • Celph Titled • Cellhole • Cellphie • cellphoned • ceph • cellpholocate • Cellph Portrait • cephalopod
"celph titled"
the illest rapper alive. he is the landmine lieutenant, the mutha fuckin mutha fucka, the rubix cuban, the ammunition magician.
he is part of Army of the Pharaohs and Demigodz.
"in the bathroom with a tommy gun droppin' gangsta shit"
"handgun: automatic, shotgun: pump action
me with your wife: thats automatic pump action"
he is part of Army of the Pharaohs and Demigodz.
"in the bathroom with a tommy gun droppin' gangsta shit"
"handgun: automatic, shotgun: pump action
me with your wife: thats automatic pump action"
"celph titled" by GenocideGeneral January 27, 2009
bespeckled cephalopod
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Cellphone Tai Chi
A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.
Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
Cellphone Tai Chi by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010
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