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Cellphie 

A picture taken of yourself, by yourself while in jail or prison
Similar to selfie but while in a cell
Cellphie
The prisoner took a cellphie .
Cellphie by Brandyrae3379! June 14, 2023

Cellphie 

Taking picture inside prison with a phone
I took a cellphie with a phone I smuggled inside the prison
Cellphie by Brandyrae3379! June 15, 2023

Cellphcentered 

A common state of being in which a person's life is directed toward and extracted from their cellphone, to the exclusion of actual experience.
She's so cellphcentered she can't take a shower without the freakin' thing in her hand. From the shower, tripping down the stairs, getting honked at while crossing the street, eyes on her phone, she's like, having dinner with tonight's guy she met through her cellphone, covertly staring at the same cellphone in her lap as she swipes right on the next three guys and sends breakup texts to the last three. Ask her the color of tonight's date's eyes, I dare you.
Cellphcentered by Monkey's Dad October 22, 2019

Cellphiddlers 

Alternate spelling of cellfiddler

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
Man, i don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellphiddler tonight :)

Everyone loves cellphiddlers!
Cellphiddlers by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.
A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.
cellshielding by galcoolest August 26, 2005