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cauldwell

Girl 1) ya know that kid Cauldwell??
Girl 2) yes don't bother him he's gay.
by Penil cavity April 7, 2017
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Alice Cauldwell

This horse, this frog, giraffe is currently an unknown spiece, the only thing known to man kind is that this wonderland laughs like an dying hyiena. If coming across from this spiece once laughing it goes chink choink oink, creating an atmosphere with chinky eyes. We have no idea where this spiece has come from but noticing its gender it seems to be found in central asia. It's dna has no leading traces only suspecting it comes from China Town or Japan Town. If Noticing this "thing" please call animal support: 01524 65495
Alice Cauldwell goes ching chong wonkey wow pouw
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017
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Sallie Cauldwell

Sallie Cauldwell- used to describe sexy specimen
person A: Damn look at that Sallie Cauldwell
Person B: Jeez, she's got a fat back
by salliewithabally April 12, 2021
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Chris Caldwell

One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.
Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."
by TheSoulOfgenius October 5, 2012
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Caldwell Tanner

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!
by thatquietkid June 18, 2010
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The Cardwell

Damn, Dugi's doing the Cardwell, now he's going to get all the bitches.

Who is the Cardwell named after?
Chris Patrick Cardwell
by chrisbaitmaster May 2, 2011
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