Caldwell 

AKA CWell - Conveintly located about 45 min from NYC and 45 min from the shore. Home of the Sopranos, Fortes Pizza, and Grover Cleveland. A small town where you are defined by which Dunkin Donuts you go to, lower or upper. A town with no shortage of Lexus's, BMW's, and Audi's in the JCHS parking lot - and those are the students rides. Italian guido boys and preppy popped collared girls. We have the Jersey Attitude and can bring it out when needed. Think Laguna Beach, but on a lower scale. We own "Sleazside" on prom and mem day weekend, and we know it. A town where volleyball and softball are consistantly ranked top 10 in the state, yet football is the biggest sport. We can get to 3 malls in under 20 minutes and we like it like that. And we know that no matter what, we are always better than those spoiled guido West Essex idiots.

"Where you from?"
"Man I'm from Caldwell, I'll meet you at upper dunkin and we'll talk"

Caldwell by CWELL May 3, 2006

caldwell 

a source of insperation and knoledge that is generally very large.

thats a caldwell-like eggrole

caldwell by Tashi A-D July 26, 2006

Caldwell 

A small town in southern central Kansas. Full of rednecks, hicks, conservatives, and no one who lives there is very good at drinking. Some people from Caldwell are total idiots. Kansas should force them to move below the border into oklahoma. They would fit in down there.

Well I don't know how they do in Kansas City but here in Caldwell we drink and drive for fun. That or cut kittys down on main. Hell we even shoot guns while driving while drinking.

Caldwell by Johann Bjartsnmeshurts April 24, 2011

Caldwell 

Caldwell is a street in Ottawa, Ontario Canada. The neighbourhood nearby, Carlington is also considered caldwell. A place where you will find needles on the ground and rats scurrying across the streets at night. You’ll find shootings on nearly every street, two across the street from eachother in the same year. Populated by mostly arabs, black boys and rich asians, plenty of white wannabe black boys will walk around like they’re black, and get jumped for it. There are drugs everyone, most notorious for heroin and crack cocaine, and it’s teenager coke heads and pot heads. If you live there you’ve probably had a knife pulled on you before.

“Brooo, let’s go to caldwell”
“Nah bro too much shit goes down let’s just stay in westboro.”

Caldwell by Zinngo December 21, 2018

Caldwell 

Thriving suburb in northern nj. Suburbs of Newark amd New York city. about a 2 minute drice from Newark which is a positive. I grew up here. Probably one of the most toughest towns to grow up in, evertything is very violent. You can find some of the scummiest and grimiest people here always looking for a fight. However, one of the best party town in New Jersey. Its said that no town goes harder than Caldwell when it comes to parties. Teens here are chill but tough. Loved living here wish i still lived there

Whoa those kids are from Caldwell stay out of there way.

Caldwell by Bmarra79 June 3, 2013

Caldwell Tanner 

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.

Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!

Caldwell Tanner by thatquietkid June 18, 2010

Caldwell County 

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.'

I have no life, let's go hang out in Caldwell County.

Caldwell County by AZombieCupcake. August 17, 2011