A mid-size town in south western Idaho. 30 minutes outside of Boise and one of the best places in the world to raise a family. Full of Mormons and Mexicans, but also home to some very friendly folk. clean air and a beautiful view of the mountains. CALIFORNIA STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM CALDWELL!!!
"Man Caldwell Idaho is so fucking awesome"

"Hey did you hear that kid down the street is from California"

"There goes the neighborhood."
by HumSpud November 20, 2008
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Shitty little meth town in the slave wage state.
"They're paying me four fucking dollars an hour. FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS AN HOUR!"

"Caldwell, Idaho, meth port of the American northwest."
by jessicamofessica May 19, 2008
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A sh*tty little town. Can you say, "ghetto?" Yeah, I'd say so myself. Home of the Caldwell Cougars, yes they're ALL ashamed.
You WON'T find your next professional athelete, music artist, celebrity etc. here in Caldwell.
The population is "BEANER." Everyone is so ghetto (and not in the cool way), or just straight up beaner (there is NO cool way for Beaner... Sorry).
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South America

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Pathetic people in Caldwell, Idaho
by 12INCH_JOHNSTEVENSON December 30, 2011
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