Owen Bullass

This long fingered decided to measure his finger in maths due to boredom, if spotting this one of a kind human who gets vexed over a pillow fight doesn't desearve a fighting chance againist shirley wirley. If currently cross passing with this depressed human please do call child support so he doesn't end his worthful life by rope, car, bus if spotting a bullass make sure to run away due to the vexingness he regains you. As seen below you can see the terrified human he is.
Owen Bullass goes a rump a trump dump
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Matthew Shirley

This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
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Connor Ward

A guy who currently has a tiny penis in life and has to be enabled to go to a penis extender. If currently wearing glasses he is known as a specifour eyes and if so he is the dumbest of the all, if friending this friend he can be a quality friend but some of the times the chips fall onto the ground and sodium cloride falls ontop meaning that he smells like bleach. He loves to be a wannabe princess and currently doesn't have enough money to buy a penis enlargement.
Connor Ward is a Ching Chong Pou, Needs Money For His Pee Pee.
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Zach White

That Chinese guy you know who always digs out of the trash for food even when he has money just so he doesn't have to spend it, and maintains a very strong finder's keeper's philosophy. He will also constantly mention his excessive number of achievements on xbox and discuss how they are society's last symbol of excellence.
Hey... why is your friend digging through the trash for food? Didn't his parents give him money for lunch? Yeah... but hes being an Zach White so he can buy the next cod game and the new xbox.
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Kirean Walker

This 18year old focuses on little kiddies, if spotting this 18year old he doesn't seem to be the type of adult you suspect. He hangs around with 14year olds and enjoys little kiddies at the park.
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Jaydon Price

Nigga Fuel nigguh-fyu-ell - Some type of food that keeps a nigga going.

For example: Fried chicken nuggets/ wings: food that all black people love and chicken gives them a lot of energy.
Daquan: Hey man, why you so energized today?

Sean: Man, I had some good Nigga Fuel last night. Gave me so much energy, that I'm ready to smash the shit out of 10 Strip-Club bitches.

Daquan: Man, I'm glad you got all dat energy, cause we 'bout to smash Cardi B. today, right? We finna have a threesome!

Types of food that could be considered Nigga Fuel, certified by niggacians: Doritos, Collard Greens, Chicken nuggets, BlackEyedPeas, Eggs, Bacon, Grits, Sausage, Hennesey, Pure Dog Shit, etc. Basically anything fallen on the ground or found in a dustbin.
Jaydon Price is a black man as shown.
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Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.
That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"
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