It'sYaBoiDJD's definitions
This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
Get the Matthew Shirleymug. That Chinese guy you know who always digs out of the trash for food even when he has money just so he doesn't have to spend it, and maintains a very strong finder's keeper's philosophy. He will also constantly mention his excessive number of achievements on xbox and discuss how they are society's last symbol of excellence.
Hey... why is your friend digging through the trash for food? Didn't his parents give him money for lunch? Yeah... but hes being an Zach White so he can buy the next cod game and the new xbox.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017
Get the Zach Whitemug. This 18year old focuses on little kiddies, if spotting this 18year old he doesn't seem to be the type of adult you suspect. He hangs around with 14year olds and enjoys little kiddies at the park.
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by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
Get the Kirean Walkermug. This long fingered decided to measure his finger in maths due to boredom, if spotting this one of a kind human who gets vexed over a pillow fight doesn't desearve a fighting chance againist shirley wirley. If currently cross passing with this depressed human please do call child support so he doesn't end his worthful life by rope, car, bus if spotting a bullass make sure to run away due to the vexingness he regains you. As seen below you can see the terrified human he is.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017
Get the Owen Bullassmug. This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017
Get the Matthew Shirleymug. A guy who currently has a tiny penis in life and has to be enabled to go to a penis extender. If currently wearing glasses he is known as a specifour eyes and if so he is the dumbest of the all, if friending this friend he can be a quality friend but some of the times the chips fall onto the ground and sodium cloride falls ontop meaning that he smells like bleach. He loves to be a wannabe princess and currently doesn't have enough money to buy a penis enlargement.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017
Get the Connor Wardmug. by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017
Get the Megan Clarkmug.