Catapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of the apostrophe.

I saw several catapostrophes today, including:
Bermuda is well-know for it's fine weather.
New Jersey Potatoe's.
Video's for hire.

by Richard English October 26, 2009

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

catabstrophe

An event that occurs when one continually opens new tabs in a web browser without closing old ones, causing the user to get lost and confused in the sheer number of open websites.

There are two primary elements that cause this:
1. Not closing them JUST IN CASE you will go back to them later, similar to pack rats
2. Laziness

Last night I went to check Facebook, Twitter, Gmail, Fark, and all of my webcomics at the same time ... and before I knew it I had a catabstrophe on my hands! I didn't know which tab to click next!

by belgianrofls September 9, 2009

anal catastrophe

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.

Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

by Jimmi B. Waxx July 2, 2004

california catastrophe

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

by Tomstah May 18, 2018

Lillie Catastrophe

New York city deathrocker, and vocalist and bass player for the band Glass Doll. He frequently appears on stage in women's clothing, and has a rather fey attitude. His age is unknown to most, but he appears to be appr. 19.

His race and gender are usually indeterminate, but the author knows for a fact he's male, and Asian, Jewish, and Peurto-Rican (along with some other various things)

Currently he's dating New York glam punk makeup artist Madeira Darling. Together they form Catastrophe/Darling, the snazzily dressed new york goth scene's answer to Paris and Nicole... except you know... dating.

"Yo, I saw Lillie Catastrophe over at Trash bar last night... the bartender was totally hitting on him."

by MissXanthe October 27, 2007

Sophomore Catastrophe

Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.

"I might as well just drop out now!"

"Why would you do that?!"

"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"

"...."

"I'm just saying... Think about it..."

by cookiedough5454 January 3, 2010