One of the best tropical islands to ever live on!
So let's take a look at one topic that occurred here on our Island of Guam;
A group of U.S. white males were invited to a fiesta, all having a good time. That group started flirting with a local married female, who her husband then attempted to protect her. The group then left, and returned later that day with their weapons drawn on those people. People who were not armed with weapons!!!! I have nothing against the United States, only to those involved when incidences such as this occur...
And you stated, "Where America's Nighmare Begins"?
Our homes here are built of concrete, that can withstand more than 200 per mile winds, how about yours? Guess what? when we get hit by a typhoon, hurricane is another word for it, if you don't know that, we have the NATURAL RESOURCES to get us by, like fresh water from rain and the rivers, wood from trees and the livestock we raise. How about you? Oh, I know how, you're going to have to break your precious dining table to use for firewood, right? And break your water pipes to get to that last drop of water, huh? Oh yes, I almost forgot! For food? hmmm, now, where in a city are you going to get food? Oooh, I know, you're going to have to break into the store and steal the food! That's right, huh?
So let's take a look at one topic that occurred here on our Island of Guam;
A group of U.S. white males were invited to a fiesta, all having a good time. That group started flirting with a local married female, who her husband then attempted to protect her. The group then left, and returned later that day with their weapons drawn on those people. People who were not armed with weapons!!!! I have nothing against the United States, only to those involved when incidences such as this occur...
And you stated, "Where America's Nighmare Begins"?
Our homes here are built of concrete, that can withstand more than 200 per mile winds, how about yours? Guess what? when we get hit by a typhoon, hurricane is another word for it, if you don't know that, we have the NATURAL RESOURCES to get us by, like fresh water from rain and the rivers, wood from trees and the livestock we raise. How about you? Oh, I know how, you're going to have to break your precious dining table to use for firewood, right? And break your water pipes to get to that last drop of water, huh? Oh yes, I almost forgot! For food? hmmm, now, where in a city are you going to get food? Oooh, I know, you're going to have to break into the store and steal the food! That's right, huh?
When we have a party here, we invite almost anyone to join us, how about you? From what I see over there, only certain groups are invited, right? like, maybe, if you are a middle class man, only middle class men are invited then, huh?
We have a culture here. maybe where you're from, not too many people are true friends to you because of how you perceive others to be. What you need is good discipline and education about the life of this World because the way you speak, seems to me that you weren't taught the good things in life....or maybe, you were taught, but you chose to be who you are.
So tell me, "O Highly Ignorant and Envious Beings" you call yourselves and claim to be "Top Seniority" to all Human Beings of this World!, What were you describing us "People from Guam" to be again?
There are other topics I would just love to add here, but I think this should hit the spot!
And last but not least, there are many GOOD PEOPLE every where in this World, and you're not a part of them!
Let's face it! Grow up!
We have a culture here. maybe where you're from, not too many people are true friends to you because of how you perceive others to be. What you need is good discipline and education about the life of this World because the way you speak, seems to me that you weren't taught the good things in life....or maybe, you were taught, but you chose to be who you are.
So tell me, "O Highly Ignorant and Envious Beings" you call yourselves and claim to be "Top Seniority" to all Human Beings of this World!, What were you describing us "People from Guam" to be again?
There are other topics I would just love to add here, but I think this should hit the spot!
And last but not least, there are many GOOD PEOPLE every where in this World, and you're not a part of them!
Let's face it! Grow up!
by Local Resident January 08, 2012
by HUAN November 13, 2003
Guam is a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and when you refer back to it when describing the place to other people, you say it's basically right next to the Philippines but in the same time zone as Sydney. It's called "Where America's Day Begins" because it's on the other side of the International dateline, making jetlag a thing and giving students who went to school off-island an excuse to not call home.
Approximately 1/3 of the island is gated and controlled by the military, another 1/3 is nothing but jungle infested with dogs, brown tree snakes, and the White Lady, thus rendering the rest of the 1/3 to squish a ton of Filipinos, other Asians, occasionally white people with the 'native' Chamorros.
'Chaud' is more or less a term that refers to a guy who acts like the hybrid of a backwater redneck and SoCal bro who believes he is 'pure Chamorro'.
The government is corrupt because people hire only family members, the school system sucks because the government sucks, and the private schools fund all their money towards building nice things instead of funding for courses that matter.
The sales tax is already incorporated into the price, so you can bring up exact change before getting to the register.
The food is bomb as hell, but not intended for mass consumption beyond the holiday seasons.
There are 2 seasons on Guam: typhoon season and rainy season.
The main source of income is Japanese tourism.
Approximately 1/3 of the island is gated and controlled by the military, another 1/3 is nothing but jungle infested with dogs, brown tree snakes, and the White Lady, thus rendering the rest of the 1/3 to squish a ton of Filipinos, other Asians, occasionally white people with the 'native' Chamorros.
'Chaud' is more or less a term that refers to a guy who acts like the hybrid of a backwater redneck and SoCal bro who believes he is 'pure Chamorro'.
The government is corrupt because people hire only family members, the school system sucks because the government sucks, and the private schools fund all their money towards building nice things instead of funding for courses that matter.
The sales tax is already incorporated into the price, so you can bring up exact change before getting to the register.
The food is bomb as hell, but not intended for mass consumption beyond the holiday seasons.
There are 2 seasons on Guam: typhoon season and rainy season.
The main source of income is Japanese tourism.
Any student who has ever moved to the mainland would only return to Guam for Christmas break to eat and catch up with the friends who weren't so lucky.
If you attend UOG, then you're basically stuck on Guam for the rest of your life.
If you attend UOG, then you're basically stuck on Guam for the rest of your life.
by stalebalale October 25, 2012
an island in the North Pacific Ocean; part of the Mariana Islands archipelago; USA territory
Coordinates: 13 28 N, 144 47 E
great place to eat some mighty fuckin'awesome tasting barbeque
Coordinates: 13 28 N, 144 47 E
great place to eat some mighty fuckin'awesome tasting barbeque
What?! You don't know where the fuck Guam is?
by sirena January 04, 2004
Third World backyard of the United States of America. "Where America's Day Began" back between 1940 and 1980. Has become a complete toilet in the last 25 years. It is a small island that was a Spanish possession up until the time of the Spanish American War. Was taken by the Japanese during WWII - then recaptured. The post- WWII Chamorros were very supportive of the United States and the military, specifically the Marines who liberated them. But through corrupt politicians and very incompetent people pretending to know politics, Guam forced much of her only natural friend from the island - the US military (which was synonymous with Federal funding). It sports the only hospital in the United States that has not been accredited in over 25 years. GMH has a higher mortality rate than a lot of inner city hospitals and those that are out in the middle of no-where USA. Guam is frought with so many internal issues because the people who are running it are either incompetent or woefully corrupt. The island has had a job loss of a little over 700 people in a month. That is a sobering number if you look at the size of Guam and its population. FEMA has declined any further direct support for Guam as result of local politicians taking Federal Disaster funds meant for Typhoon relief (talking hundreds of thousands of US dollars). Guams 2009 crime rate has jumped severely as a result of people turning to desperate measures to eek out an existence. That coupled with a massive influx of illegal micronesians that have started "squatting" because they don't want to live in their third world islands like Chuuk, Yap, and Ponephei. Guam's educational system is currently so far behind US standards, that many of the island schools are using text books that are dated as far back as 1983. Guam is in a perpetual state of decline and disrepair. Nothing short of a complete and hostile take over by an outside entity with enough man power will be able to force a change for the better. Corruption is rampant in every facet of living including the local police and judiciary system! Don't get pulled over for a ticket - they will take your passport so you can't leave the island! "Living" on the island is a joke - you are constantly fighting just to stay ahead. And again, if you get sick...local medical care can be boiled down to even less than their local "Sirahans" - Chamorro versions of witch doctors.
Corrupt Politicians:
Current Gov. F.C.;Former Gov. C.G.,Former Gov. R.J.B. and his wife the current Congressdelegate M.B. the representative from Guam.
Countless Senators that have been sent to Federal Prisons to serve time for taking Federal funds to buy trips and personal items for themselves and family members.
Best place to look this stuff up on a regular basis for the low down on how bad things are:
www.guampdn.com
www.kuam.com
Guam is a pisshole of an island with even more polluted beaches than Southern California!
Current Gov. F.C.;Former Gov. C.G.,Former Gov. R.J.B. and his wife the current Congressdelegate M.B. the representative from Guam.
Countless Senators that have been sent to Federal Prisons to serve time for taking Federal funds to buy trips and personal items for themselves and family members.
Best place to look this stuff up on a regular basis for the low down on how bad things are:
www.guampdn.com
www.kuam.com
Guam is a pisshole of an island with even more polluted beaches than Southern California!
by Fed up Chamorro August 25, 2009
An unincorporated territory of United States and is the largest southern island in the Marianas.
Where America's day begin.
Where the sun shines first then the States.
Where majority of Chamorro people dont know how to speak their language
Where local people make more babies to qualify for foodstamps
Where outsiders or mainly foreigners are taking over their islands
Where land is so rare that Chamorros rent apartments
Where Micronesians qualify for foods stamps too
Where speed limit is forbidden
Where signaling is not needed
Where the road is so screwed up you end up in the driving on the wrong lane
Where chamorros are called "CHAUD"
Where Filipinos are called "FAUBS"
Where having 10 kids is tax free
Where the population of pregnant women are increasing
Where "Baby Making Weather" (BMW) happens when it rains
Where people drive nice cars but have food stamps
Where America's day begin.
Where the sun shines first then the States.
Where majority of Chamorro people dont know how to speak their language
Where local people make more babies to qualify for foodstamps
Where outsiders or mainly foreigners are taking over their islands
Where land is so rare that Chamorros rent apartments
Where Micronesians qualify for foods stamps too
Where speed limit is forbidden
Where signaling is not needed
Where the road is so screwed up you end up in the driving on the wrong lane
Where chamorros are called "CHAUD"
Where Filipinos are called "FAUBS"
Where having 10 kids is tax free
Where the population of pregnant women are increasing
Where "Baby Making Weather" (BMW) happens when it rains
Where people drive nice cars but have food stamps
by Hayi Hao! August 19, 2009