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Rains of Castamere

Refers to popular ballad sung by bards in Westeros (Game of Thrones setting) which narrates the annihilation of Lord Castamere by Tywin Lannister. More in general, the expression is used as a warning or a threat.
Yesterday my mom said that I was in for a bad surprise -- She Rains of Castamered me.
Rains of Castamere by p993 February 6, 2013
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Castianity 

The belief in a trench-coat wearing ex-angel Castiel who ate a million souls and became God.

"I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God, a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you."
I just converted to Castianity
Oh my Cas/Oh my Castiel
I pray to Cas/I pray to Castiel
Castianity by Inzey November 4, 2011

Castaway 

Someone who makes their own path, doesn't follow the crowd
That dude is such a castaway, always doing his own thing.
Castaway by Jaxsoncool July 26, 2016

Castrato 

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.
Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?
Castrato by Sam October 29, 2004

Castaways 

An absolute banger by the Backyardigans
"Yo! Have you listened to Castaways by the Backyardigans?
It goes hard 😤!"

Castratikron 

a Castratikron is a being that was born of evil in a fiery volcano that takes the testicles off of smaller creatures.
a Castratikron castrated a chupacabra.