Wadding up and depositing large amounts of toilet paper prior to dropping a deuce. Feces will float on top of toilet paper, like Tom Hanks on the raft in the movie
"Castaway".
I knew that shit was going to be massive so, I left a castaway. That way I could share my effort.
n; A cheap alcoholic drink that is usually done before any real drinking is to begin. 1 shot of Castillo rum is dropped into a glass of Miller Light. Before dropping the rum the person about the drink must salute the drink and recognize the fact that they are NOT going to be going down with the ship, but will rather ride the tides to an island of humiliation (and sickness) to live as a castaway until the next ship comes along.
Jordan wants to get really drunk tonight, so he wants to be the first castaway