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Casinos don't make anything better. Most of the people that lived in Detroit didn't leave because they didn't have a casino nearby, Detroit had deeper problems than that. So far nothing replaced the music industry that was there, and the auto industry started losing it's edge a long time ago. People most likely once thought it would never happen in Detroit, but Detroit is not the only place something like that can happen.
Casinos seem like a way the people in charge try to convince the people that live there that everything is okay and under control when in reality it's been in trouble for a long time, and the people in charge are ignoring it because they don't really give a fuck about anything but being in charge.
Casinos by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021
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Wario Billionaires Casinos 

I lost all my money gambling at Wario Billionaires Casinos.

Kosher Casino

Noun. A synonym for the stock market
Boris: The entire market is down today but I made 3,000 bucks
Rodger: Dang you played and won at the Kosher Casino. Beat them at their own game
Kosher Casino by Duke, PhD February 2, 2023

casino charlie 

is a raving mad man who has consumed gallons of alcohol and mounds of cocaine a show dog couldnt jump over. He is a mild mannered lab tech whose makes this Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde transformation upon this binge. He can be found shooting salad at trashy strip joints, local bars or afterhours at the hardrock casino. He is on a drunken quest to make it rainand will not stop until he has done so or is broke and already gone to amscot. Other than a few chicken wings or an unlucky egg mcmuffin, casino charlie wont eat or sleep for days. He will get all vitamins and nutrients from crown royal, beer, and slutty stripper tit sweat. Loss of cell phone, wallet, keys and even shoes occur during casino charlies rant. He, in his own mind, is a super cool chick magnet often referring to himself as the black jesus. These binges spiral out of control and usually end up with casino charlie in jail, stuck on rail road tracks, in the back of an unknown mexicans pickup truck, the J-spa or in his chamber of silence.
Shawn: wheres Robby ?
Jake: I dunno, havent seen robby in days but casino charlie just drank another 12 pack and is on the way to the J-spa to get a handy !
casino charlie by GIRTH brooks March 31, 2008

Casino Ass

Sitting at a slot machine for a long period of time.
Doug: Have you seen Eric today?
Brad: Ya he has got casino ass on Glitz.
Doug: Wow he's been at that slot machine for a long time.
Casino Ass by snoop161616 October 5, 2011

Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino

A holiday resort on the moon.
Person 1: have you ever been to Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino?

Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five

Global casino 

Another term for the 'stock market'. Due to the overwhelming amount of money gambled on a daily basis at stock markets around the world, they may collectively be understood to be the 'global casino'.
Wife: Honey, could you please pick up the kids after school?

Stock Broker Husband: Not going to happen sweetie...my buds and I are all getting loaded and going to the global casino, I'll see you tomorrow.
Global casino by jesustime March 17, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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