also: CARTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (with any number of any given letter of the word "cartrage")

Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.

Don't you think its fucking stupid that an ink cartridge costs more than a laser printer. I mean, fuck. Ink is worth more than gold per ounce. What fucking idiot thinks this is worth it. You can get 10 times the printouts for half the price with a laser printer. Ah... ignore me I'm just so full of cartrage... CAAARTRAAAAAGE!!!!

cartrage by Petrok February 10, 2009

Cartmanesque

Similar to or resembling the behavior of one Eric Cartman (of the show South Park). Characteristics include, but are not limited to, obsession with revenge, twisted logic, the need for power, the desire to always be right and to demoralize those who oppose him/her. Such behavior can be identified with the constant need to have others respect one's authori-tay.

To seek revenge on her ex-boyfriend (John), Suzie kidnapped John's dog and video taped herself having sex with it. She then proceeded to kill the dog and added the meat to a soup which she then served to John. While he was eating the soup, Suzie played the tape for him. Suzie then became a lesbian. When asked why John broke up with Suzie, he replied "She is very Cartmanesque!"

Cartmanesque by Cartmanesque1 August 24, 2008

Catmancer

A person with a supernatural connection to cats. A catmancer's body is frequently found adored by cats. Curiously most deceased catmancers are found without eyes.

When John put Taz in a dress he finished the rites and became a level five catmancer.

Catmancer by Tacohugs July 31, 2011

cardance

To dance wildly and voraciously while driving. Enhanced by multiple passengers who dance with equal enthusiasm.

This drive could be bearable if we cardance.

cardance by CDChronicles October 14, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026