Cartrance 

The trance that a toddler enters into just before falling asleep in their carseat.

I waved a cracker in front of her nose and got no response, she's cartranced.

Cartrance by wordaholic July 26, 2010

cartmansexual 

a sexuality where you are only attracted to eric cartman, nobody else. it is very cartmanphobic to question this

That person is attracted to Eric Cartman, they are "cartmansexual".

cartmansexual by armylucas8709 March 31, 2023

cartmancore

Anything pertaining to Eric Cartman or his personality.

"That stupid fucking autistic girl is posting cartmancore edits in the groupchat, can you ban her?"

cartmancore by cyberfencer April 2, 2023

cartrage 

also: CARTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (with any number of any given letter of the word "cartrage")

Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.

Don't you think its fucking stupid that an ink cartridge costs more than a laser printer. I mean, fuck. Ink is worth more than gold per ounce. What fucking idiot thinks this is worth it. You can get 10 times the printouts for half the price with a laser printer. Ah... ignore me I'm just so full of cartrage... CAAARTRAAAAAGE!!!!

cartrage by Petrok February 10, 2009

Cartmanesque 

Similar to or resembling the behavior of one Eric Cartman (of the show South Park). Characteristics include, but are not limited to, obsession with revenge, twisted logic, the need for power, the desire to always be right and to demoralize those who oppose him/her. Such behavior can be identified with the constant need to have others respect one's authori-tay.

To seek revenge on her ex-boyfriend (John), Suzie kidnapped John's dog and video taped herself having sex with it. She then proceeded to kill the dog and added the meat to a soup which she then served to John. While he was eating the soup, Suzie played the tape for him. Suzie then became a lesbian. When asked why John broke up with Suzie, he replied "She is very Cartmanesque!"

Cartmanesque by Cartmanesque1 August 24, 2008

Catmancer

A person with a supernatural connection to cats. A catmancer's body is frequently found adored by cats. Curiously most deceased catmancers are found without eyes.

When John put Taz in a dress he finished the rites and became a level five catmancer.

Catmancer by Tacohugs July 31, 2011

cardance 

To dance wildly and voraciously while driving. Enhanced by multiple passengers who dance with equal enthusiasm.

This drive could be bearable if we cardance.

cardance by CDChronicles October 14, 2009