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Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.
Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.
Don't you think its fucking stupid that an ink cartridge costs more than a laser printer. I mean, fuck. Ink is worth more than gold per ounce. What fucking idiot thinks this is worth it. You can get 10 times the printouts for half the price with a laser printer. Ah... ignore me I'm just so full of cartrage... CAAARTRAAAAAGE!!!!
by Petrok February 10, 2009
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To seek revenge on her ex-boyfriend (John), Suzie kidnapped John's dog and video taped herself having sex with it. She then proceeded to kill the dog and added the meat to a soup which she then served to John. While he was eating the soup, Suzie played the tape for him. Suzie then became a lesbian. When asked why John broke up with Suzie, he replied "She is very Cartmanesque!"
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