cartrage 

also: CARTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (with any number of any given letter of the word "cartrage")

Anger resultant from the realization that the "printer manufacturing company" is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. Typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peacock feathers. Typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the "rip-off" on the part of the printer manufacturer.

Don't you think its fucking stupid that an ink cartridge costs more than a laser printer. I mean, fuck. Ink is worth more than gold per ounce. What fucking idiot thinks this is worth it. You can get 10 times the printouts for half the price with a laser printer. Ah... ignore me I'm just so full of cartrage... CAAARTRAAAAAGE!!!!

cartrage by Petrok February 10, 2009

carthage 

a city in present-day Tunisia, but in ancient Roman times it was home to the Carthaginians. The carthage empire extended into spain, much of north africa, corsica, sardina, and sicily. Fought against the Romans in the 3 Punic wars in which they lost in all. The great Hannibal was also a general for the Carthaginians.

Carthage was cool because they had war elephants!

carthage by bleep March 8, 2005

Shopping Cart Rage 

Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.

It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.

When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"

It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc

I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.

Shopping Cart Rage by cinymin86 November 22, 2009

Cartagena 

A jewel in the Caribbean

-"Let's go on a cruise around the Caribbean!"
-"I'd rather just go to Cartagena."

Cartagena by aabbcc1000 February 1, 2009

Carthage 

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.

Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.

Carthage by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

Carthage 

Carthage (, , Berber: Kartajen, or Karthago, from the Phoenician (meaning new town) refers both to an ancient city in present-day Tunisia, and a modern-day suburb of Tunis. The civilization that developed within the city's sphere of influence is referred to as Punic or Carthaginian. The city of Carthage is located on the eastern side of Lake Tunis across from the center of Tunis. According to Roman legend it was founded in 814 BC by Phoenician colonists under the leadership of Elissa (Queen Dido). It became a large and rich city and thus a major power in the Mediterranean. The resulting rivalry with Syracuse and Rome was accompanied by several wars with respective invasions of each other's homeland. Hannibal's invasion of Italy in the Second Punic War culminated in the Carthaginian victory at Cannae and led to a serious threat to the continuation of Roman rule over Italy; however, Carthage emerged from the conflict at its historical weakest. After the Third Punic War, the city was destroyed by the Romans in 146 BC. However, the Romans refounded Carthage, which became one of the three most important cities of the Empire and the capital of the short-lived Vandal kingdom. It remained one of the most important Roman cities until the Muslim conquest when it was destroyed a second time in AD 698.

Carthage is the enemy of Rome

Carthage by guess-zizu September 27, 2009

Carthage, Texas 

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin

Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas

Carthage, Texas by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019