cartmansexual 

a sexuality where you are only attracted to eric cartman, nobody else. it is very cartmanphobic to question this

That person is attracted to Eric Cartman, they are "cartmansexual".

cartmansexual by armylucas8709 March 31, 2023

Caravansexual 

A new sexuality where your sexually attracted to caravans. Your really really love them and dedicate your life to them.

Darren : Shanice I have to tell you something.

Shanice: what is it Darren? Are you having an affair?

Darren : I- no

Shanice : then what

Darren: I'm CARAVANSEXUAL

Shanice : * gasps *

Caravansexual by Peppalover101 March 20, 2021