Cartoe
Cartoe by Mizz romanian May 2, 2010
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cartlebark
v. The act of blowing a massive vape cloud of your favorite sativa strain under the stall divider and into the lap of the poor vulnerable schmuck with his pants down who, when you first entered the restroom, you determined to be mid-shit and unable to chase you. n. cartlebarggor: A person who routinely readies a vape rig upon entering public restrooms.
Wife outside bathroom waiting: Honey, did you sneak and get high while you were in there? You smell like a skunk sprayed the first 3 rows at a Phish show!
Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
cartlebark by Art Cartlebark August 21, 2023
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Jimmy Carter
Served as the 39th President of the United States from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981.
He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
He’s an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, he’s still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
Hannah: Who is your favorite President?
June: Jimmy Carter!
Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s
June: Jimmy Carter!
Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidents’ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carter’s
Jimmy Carter by Walkie Stick April 30, 2019
The Vince Carter Paradox
When someone or something is repeatedly called overrated to the point that it becomes underrated by proxy.
Vince Carter was an NBA star who played well in his prime, but he had minimal playoff success and he alienated fans when he forced his way out of Toronto. Despite his stats, he never really elevated teams to that next level. As a result, fans often label him as one the most overrated players of all time. People don't appreciate how good of a player he was and he has arguably become underrated as a result.
Vince Carter was an NBA star who played well in his prime, but he had minimal playoff success and he alienated fans when he forced his way out of Toronto. Despite his stats, he never really elevated teams to that next level. As a result, fans often label him as one the most overrated players of all time. People don't appreciate how good of a player he was and he has arguably become underrated as a result.
Guy 1: Everyone I know says Avengers: Endgame was really overrated.
Guy 2: It can't be that overrated if EVERYONE says it is. It's the Vince Carter Paradox.
Guy 2: It can't be that overrated if EVERYONE says it is. It's the Vince Carter Paradox.
The Vince Carter Paradox by The Snaq That Smiles Back October 12, 2021
Cartez
Complicated one this is. Intelligent, cute, fearless, mysterious, and very well-rounded. Can also be selfish, possessive, sensitive, too caring, not caring at all, and a bit of an asshole. Superb kisser. An absolute god in bed. Easy to fall in love with. He's either the best thing for you, or the worst.
Cartez by omgthatsparis March 14, 2017
cartel cutie
cartel cutie by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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